Where I work has the oldest rubbishest and also most expensive hoover in like ever!!! A kirby. It is AWFUL and I absolutely hate it… luckily my girlish charm encouraged the boss to buy a new one… say helllo to my little friend.
Not quite scarface territory or a automatic weapon but you know. You could do some damage with a vacuum cleaner.
Why ethics in the title?? Because it was damn unethical to make me lug the kirby fucker up the stairs…. goodbye kirby. Haha. Sit lonely in the corner. Forever lonely.